THE SWAMP

WELCOME TO THE SWAMP About the updates: from now on I am going to add new quotes approximately each week (mostly to funny quotes and dialogues), so don't forget to come often and check! Our tent flap is always open for you!

Why don't you sit down and relax? You can have some of our gin (if you want to do THIS to yourself, of course ;-)). Sorry, no music today, we apologize for not giving you the opportunity of hearing "Pierce' unwashed symphony", and our jukebox is temporarily out of order after the marines' recent visit. The first thing I want to say is that it's not a page dedicated solely to M*A*S*H. It's just my own personal page is in Russian and thus English-speakers don't get much out of it, so I decided to begin something new, something I would really like to do in English. So on this page, you will sure see some M*A*S*H stuff, my thoughts about it, and yes, a big hit this summer -- my HUGE collection of quotes (I understand that the whole series is one continuing quote, but anyway). But besides this, being a psychology student, I will make a special section here where I will keep all my psych-related links, projects etc. Enjoy your stay! And don't forget: Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. (Believe me, it works.) I am sorry, some tents may still be closed, it takes time to get all this running, but enjoy what is here for now: Number 1: Check this out! That's why this page was set up: the special of the SWAMP today (and any day) -- M*A*S*H QOUTES COLLECTION (do not confuse with Klinger collection) which consists of three subsections: FUNNY QUOTES

MADE-ME-THINK QUOTES

DIALOGUES

(sometimes you have to quote the phrase that provoked the quote...) SUPPLY ROOM (M*A*S*H LINKS) DR. SIDNEY'S TENT (not fixed yet) VIEW Our green guestbook SIGN E-mail me at: DrSidney@mash4077.com